Wednesday, April 9, 2014

What would i eat if i were ...




ON MAINSTREET USA

     -in the morning…a churro or cinnamon roll from one of 
      the carts surrounding the partners statue
     
     -afternoon or evening?… the Jolly Holliday Cafe…grilled cheese 
      and any one of the delicious desserts…and if you time it right… 
      you can sit at the Jolly Holliday seating and see the parade from there


IN TOMORROWLAND 


     -NOT PIZZA PORT…i realize it's the easiest to see and 
       it looks relaxing up in there, but it is NOT good pizza
    
     -watermelon or pineapple from the cart across from captain EO..so yum
     
     -Tomorrowland Terrace…decent breakfast burrito or french toast…just no 
       scrambled     eggs..anywhere in Disneyland.. and for lunch or dinner there,
       I would probably get the BBQ Bacon Cheeseburger 'cause sometimes I can 
       be a carnivore, but ask for the fruit instead of the fries…who really eats the 
       fries anywhere anyway? unless you live in utah and go to taco amigo…the
       chicken sandwich there is..well…meh..


IN TOONTOWN

     
      -avoid eating here, unless you are just feeding a small child…grownups 
      will NOT be happy with paying a crazy price for a mediocre hot dog, which 
      is the only option, besides just that yummy fruit


IN FANTASY LAND


   - a little hungry? churro it up, yo! the cart is by the matterhorn..
   
   - actually hungry? Village Haus Restaurant has a BLT flatbread Pizza that 
     is yum and decently priced at 8.79 and if it's just the two of you, grab the 
     apple & cheddar salad and split them both…that's one of the things i learned 
     from going to Disney a ton…split the meal…then you'll feel less bad about the 
     treat you're going to buy in an hour

    -SUPER DUPER HUNGRY? if you just keep walking past Village House toward 
    the back   side of big thunder mountain and you will find Big Thunder Ranch Barbecue    
    All you can eat barbecue chicken and ribs and corn on the cob 
    and cornbread and coleslaw and beans…the price is set so you can't split the 
    meal or whatever and lunch is cheaper than dinner, so i'd recommend making this 
    the only place you plan on eating that day and having a late lunch there to maximize
    your dollar to stomach fullness ratio..and if anyone eats the desserts there, please 
    report back to me as i have never had them


IN FRONTIER LAND


     -Rancho De Zucalo if possible…totally split-able taco salad…my husband loves 
      the cheese enchiladas…my daughter loves the fruit plate..win win win…also  the 
      atmosphere is so calm, it's a nice crowd/heat break

    -less hungry? don't like mex? a corn dog from the stage door cafe..pretty darn
     delicious..once again fries, though…who eats the fries? ok..if you are going to eat 
     the fries, at least make fry sauce…the ratio is two ketchup packets to one 
     mayonnaise packet, stir well with your strongest fry and enjoy..you're welcome


IN NEW ORLEANS SQUARE


    -if you go to Disneyland and do not try the Monte Cristo Sandwhich at the
    Cafe Orleans…you are not really at Disneyland…so the best thing to do is 
    order the Monte Cristo, either one is super yummy and an order of the 
    pomme frites and the salade de maison and share it all..you can also get 
    the mickey beignets here..

     -just want a snack? around the back by the train you can just get the mickey
      beignets(get the seasonal ones if you're there in the Halloween time or 
      Christmas celebrations) and a Mint Julep if it's hot and a Hot Chocolate if it's cold


IN CRITTER COUNTRY


    -At the Hungry Bear Restaurant they have SWEET onion rings (they might 
    substitute for the fries)…make the fry sauce again..just do it ..and a fried green 
    tomato sandwich or the crispy chicken

    -inside that winnie the pooh store is one of the nicest places to get a treat…like i said…
     my new habit is to buy one thing, split it, and get another treat or snack later instead of
     getting us all each a snack at the same time..try it, it works..


IN ADVENTURE LAND


   -snacktime?  need protein?  bengal barbecue

   -people LOVE the dole whip,  if you need one, get one;)

   -dinnertime? go back to Rancho De Zucalo or Cafe Orleans